Sunday, December 21, 2008

House Interupted

The prisoner had just started hemoraging from all orifices when the guards were about to take him back to deathrow. They'd been trying to figgure out what had been giving him seizures and all of sudden he started to suffer severe abdominal pain. He was bein rushed to surgery
Then the tones drop "Lakes Region dispatching Ambulance 2, abdominal pain with constipation, Alpha Level at XXXX."
I sigh, I'll never know how House solves the case of the deathrow inmate with a rectal bleed.
Its snowing like crazy and another one of our frequent flyers has decided that at 10 of 2200 she needs to be seen in the emergency room. Because her last bowel movement was unsatisfying.
The four wheel drive ambulance slides and sputters all over the untreated roads as we respond to her house. Her son's very nice, very new four wheel drive diseal F 350, devoid of plow, sits in her driveway. I restrain the urge to yell. "make him take you!"
Shes waiting at the door in her coat with an overnight bag packed.
Our ride to the hospital is uneventful aside from the fact that it took twice as long because of the snow. The nurses laugh at me because I have my bunker pants on, but I'm not getting my feet soaked and cold.
As soon as we are pulling back into the firehouse we get banged out for a chimney fire on automatic response two towns over. We beat the second due vollie company on scene and their "district chief" tells us to stay with Engine 2, our truck, while his companies "assess the situation". No smoke, no fire, we go back to the house without leaving the truck and I sleep until 20 minutes after shift change.
Not all that bad for a massive snow storm but what in God's name was wrong with LL Cool Jay that made his character so sick.....?

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